Damn I Love My Ford Truck……

By: Rob Nickel
I bought a new Ford F250 and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to
work. The salesman explained that the Radio was voice activated.
‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, ‘Ricky Or
Willie?’ ‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.
Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘ Georgia On My Mind’
Replaced Willie Nelson..

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
every time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’ I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I
said, ‘Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, “STUPID JACKASS!” Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies
and gentlemen, the President of the United States .”

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